Chopping up my evil clone. Maybe someday that will feel weird.

Ash

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Ruby: You put a chainsaw on your stump? Congratulations.
Ash: It's a lot harder than it looks. How many other people you know have a funtioning chainsaw on their arm?

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Ruby: You say one more dumb thing...
Ash: I'm gonna say a lotta dumb things!

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Ash: Man, makin' decisions is so hard.
Pablo: Let's look on the bright side! Were balls deep in this shit. There's nowhere TO go, but up!

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Ruby: Ash, you have carried this burden for 30 years. Isn't it time for someone else take the load?
Pablo: Just let her carry your load, Jefe!

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Of course I know what I'm doing. I wrote this book.

Ruby

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