Ash: Who's the boy toy?
Kelly: This is Dalton, he's with the Knights of Sumaria.
Ash: The who with the huh?

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• Added: February 22, 2018

Sorry Jailbait, my dance card is a little full. I'll have to squeeze you in.

Ash

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• Added: February 22, 2018

Ashy Slashy, soon there'll be nothing left of you. We'll destroy your seed and your whore daughter too.

Deadite Rachel

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• Added: February 22, 2018

Just like old times, hey Pablo? Except for the wife part and no Kelly. Actually it's not like old times at all.

Ash

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• Added: February 22, 2018

It looks like evil's back, and Elk Grove is ground zero. Kelly, Pablo, other guy, you up for this?

Ash

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• Added: February 22, 2018

You know me as Ash Williams. The hero who saved Elk Grove from evil. For 30 long years I've used this saw on monsters and demons. But those battles are won. So now I use it to--slash prices!

Ash

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• Added: February 23, 2018