Henrietta: No one escapes their destiny Ash. Yours is to watch me suck out your soul!
Ash: Make sure you suck both barrels.

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Oh here's a question, if we had sex right now would it still be a threesome, cause technically you're both the same person?

Ash

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Ash: So Ruby, does this mean I don't have to pay back the 20 bucks I owe you?
Ruby: It's 200 bucks...

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• Added: December 09, 2016

Ruby: I'm not dead you dumb bastard.
Ash: Oh wow, that was weird you were really still for a minute.

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• Added: December 09, 2016

Brand spanking new hand, or...brand new 'spanking' hand!

Ash

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Ash: You mind telling me what the Flying Dutchman is going on?
Baal: We're course correcting. Rebuilding the family you tore apart.

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Woman in crowd: We love you Ash!
Ash: Hey, I love me too!

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• Added: December 09, 2016