Popular Awkward Quotes
Sadie: Oh look they picked the dead girl to play dead. Congrats Jenna, you've actually become a cliché of yourself.
Lissa: Cliché means stupid, right?
I've already had one lethal misunderstanding this year I don't need another.
Jenna
My Mom's pretty easy, just apologize to her and mean it, then give her a compliment.
Jenna
No. Effing. Way.
Jenna
He looked upset, boners don't make you upset.
Tamara
Was it possible that my mother let a guy sleep in my bed? Don't question, of course it was.
Jenna
Tamara: Got any tips for me?
Ally: We don't have enough time.
The only thing open about Ally were her legs.
Jenna
This was coming from a woman who had simply referred to me as Little Bitch since the day I was born.
Jenna
Tamara: What the hell is going on with your Mom? Think she has cancer?
Jenna: Maybe.
For 15 years my Mother's form of parenting was to peer-ent. She was all about crossing inappropriate boundaries. So the fact that she was finally acting appropriate felt suspicious.
Jenna
For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.
Jenna
