Awkward Quotes
Sadie: What are we gonna do? Be a three way freak show where you hold my hips as I slow dance with Austin?
Lissa: Oh, that sounds fun!
If you tell anyone I’m having this soft side moment I swear I will cut you.
Sadie
Ally: Suck it up, big girls don’t cry.
Sadie: Whore.
Ally: Bitch
Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.
Lacey
By all appearances without her cray on display I was picking up the slack.
Jenna
Jenna: Just act casual.
Tamara: Trust me, I know what I’m doing [Tamara awkwardly waves at Jake who instantly scowls at her] oh f*** me, I don’t know what I’m doing.
Sometimes my mouth keeps moving before I can even think about what’s coming out of it.
Tamara
Do you think people will know I spelled president with a z on purpose? No one’s gonna vote for me if they think I’m a dumbass.
Tamara
Val: Have you heard of the A.S.S. contest?
Lacey: I won one! But I didn’t get a paperweight I got fifty bucks.
Put those crazy eyes somewhere else I’ll fix it!
Ming
As much as it paints me to say your essay is awesome. I am impressed. It is way more barbaric than anything I could’ve written.
Sadie
Jenna: Thank you for being my hero.
Matty: It’s all I ever wanted to be.
