Jenna: Thank you for being my hero.
Matty: It’s all I ever wanted to be.

Sadie: Jenna you have a problem: you’re an asshole.

Little Bitch, this is your intervention!

Ally

You wanted a peer presence and little bitch has no friends.

Ally

Lacie: Someone wants your advice?
Sadie: Yes, and here’s a tip for free: That top comes in your size too. We already know your boobs are huge.

Do I wonder what a penis feels like?

Tamara

That’s the pot talking. I am sorry that it took me so long to get up to speed, which you might be on too, but I’m ready now. And as your friend I’m ready to help ‘cause you’re my girl.

Val

You are so nice it’s annoying.

Sadie

I bet that Kevin is a real stingray in the sack.

Val

So you’re watching television about not watching television. That’s really smart.

Sadie

Sadie: I don’t know what’s worse: living with a budget or living with a bitch.
Lissa: I’d say the budget, you live with yourself every day.

Jenna: No, this is me. They should mind their own business, and, frankly, so should you. So go back to slumming it with your rebound skank.
Matty: And get your facts straight Jenna, I was slumming it with you.

Awkward Season 3 Quotes

It's gonna be okay, no one ever died getting touched by their uncle.

Val

Rest in peace Ricky, you douchebag.

Tamara