Awkward Season 3 Quotes
Ally: And you, little bitch, are the best argument for abortion.
Sadie: Agreed!
I’m gonna smother her with a pillow tonight.
Ally
Sadie: Collin is gonna leave you high and dry just like you did with Matty. What goes around comes around, and karma’s a bitch.
Jenna: Is that why you’re broke and homeless?
Honestly, I’m shocked and thrilled that you’re transferring.
Val
What kind of f***ed up, post-apocalyptic world do we live in where Jenna gets to call the shots?
Sadie
I punch the guy one time and you Chris Brown-ify me.
Tamara
Matty: That’s why I think we should get back together. I still love you Jenna. I just don’t understand how we could be the way we were, and then shut it all off. So why not start over?
Jenna: I can’t.
Matty: If I can you can.
Jenna: I can’t.
Matty: Why not?
Jenna: Because I don’t want to. I just need a break.
If you ever kill me, I can only hope you’ll keep our murder baby.
Austin
Dude, I wasn’t paying attention to you. I was watching the show.
Ming
Nothing to see here! Let’s just put on some music and rollout the snacks! It’s a fucking party people so let’s party!
Val
No, like a modern potato that’s jacked and stacked on steroids.
Tamara
Oh Hameltoe, how you never cease to disappoint.
Sadie
