Help me not to kill you right now.

Alice

Luke: I was your back-up. But, no, excuse me for trying to diffuse the situation peacefully.
Ryan: Peacefully? That's a privilege.
Luke: Priv... Privilege. Okay. Ryan, I'm sure that you think that growing up with rich white kids taught me how to play nice. But it taught me how to keep my head down. There is a difference. I don't just run into fights when I know I can't win.

Ryan: How did Kate date?
Luke: Terribly. Why do you think she was so broody all the time?

Roman: You've earned your freedom. Go.
Alice: I think I should stay. Y'know, Make sure the skin sticks to the musculature. I wouldn't want dear... Circe to prune.

Sophie: What is happening?
Mary: No idea.
Ryan: I think it's how nerds flirt.

Ryan: So you woke up to discover you were covered in some coded message?
Stephanie: You say that like your dad doesn't write cryptograms on you while you're unconscious.

Circe/Kate: Just tell Black Mask who Batwoman is and you'll be drinking [a martini] soon.
Alice: Here's the thing. I could but then I wouldn't have the satisfaction of killing her myself. It's personal but I've had limited success with my vengeance schemes as of late and, quite frankly, it's left me feeling rather... unfulfilled.

Circe/Kate: Word of advice. The last person who tried to one-up me ended up with his eyes gouged out. Like two olives on a toothpick.
Alice: Now, that makes me want a martini.

Ryan: Just relax, ok?
Stephanie: My dad poisoned me and locked me in a box! You relax!

Sophie: As a lesbian who was married to a man for three years, I will say drinking is the key to denial.
Ryan: I thought you were bi.
Sophie: Yeah, there's a lot we don't know about each other yet, Ryan.

Luke: Say, not to backseat hero but maybe we leave one conscious to plant the tracker?
Batwoman: Takes all the fun out of it.

Cluemaster: How did you solve Cluemaster's riddle?
Sophie: I know it's just my first day but a little advice. Don't advertise the crime you're about to commit if you don't want to get caught.
Cluemaster: That's how I showcase the sheer stupidity of mankind. I provide the authorities with all the clues and then watch as they screw it all up anyway.
Sophie: I'm sorry your view of mankind is so bleak.

Batwoman Season 2 Quotes

Ryan: You make it sound like these are all my choices.
Stevens: They are your choices, Ryan. You have the power to turn this around.
Ryan: You want to know why I haven't paid my fines? Because I can't find a job. Because I don't have a home. Because no landlord wants to rent to an ex-con who's post-release. You see how this works? No one cares that the dope wasn't mine or that the Crows were dirty or that I'm actually a decent human. I am a file in your cabinet. That is not having power. That is the very definition of powerless.

Luke: It's been four years, Bruce. Where have you been?
Bruce: If only the answer were as simple as the question, Mini Fox.