Sally: Why are you wearing makeup?
Tony: Why aren't you?

Aidan: Josh, it is a party. Relax. Now. I should make a seven-layer dip, right?
Josh: No. No, you shouldn't.

Sally: Do you think he should have saved her?
Josh: I think he did.

You screw me, you kill me. You never call. You really know how to mess with a girl's self esteem.

Rebecca

Josh: You know, I was engaged.
Sally: You were?
Josh: Yes, I'll try not to take offense at your extreme shock.

Sorry. I guess it takes that whole ' he doesn't know I'm alive' thing to a whole new level.

Josh

What's the point of any of this? Of playing house, of drinking beers, of joining Costco; if you're just going to kill all of our friends?

Josh

Aidan: What was she like:
Danny: Sally? She was amazing. She was..she lit up the place, you know, everywhere she went. She was the best thing that ever happened to me. That's for VH1 Behind the Music, right?
Josh: We're you in a band?

I think every home has an echo of the people who lived there before.

Aidan

God. What if he never even gets to meet Jackie? I really wanted to rub it in his face that I ended up with a Shiksa Goddess.

Emily

Which leaves us with the most important choice. Do you accept what you are, of do you refuse?

Sally

This has been the least satisfying reunion ever.

Emily

Being Human Quotes

Every human spends a night or two on the dark side and regrets it. But what if you only exist - on the dark side?

Josh

We're all hiding something, aren't we? From the moment we wake, look in that little mirror, all we do is spin our little lies.

Josh