Aidan: Why are you dressed like a douche?
Josh: Because a douche gave me these clothes. No, sorry... a werewolf douche gave me these clothes.

You may only change once a month, but your anxiety about who you are, what you are - it consumes you. It is not small.

Aidan

Rebecca: I could stop. You stopped.
Aidan: I don't know.
Rebecca: But you could help me.
Aidan: I don't know.
Rebecca: You wanted to help me...doesn't better late than never count for anything any more?

Oh Danny. I love baseball and cooking and being a slut; will you please do me?

Sally

Ray: A wolf's stomach processes food different than a person's. The first few times after changing, I found myself throwing up all the animals that I'd eaten. The wolf will chow down on some crazy stuff. That ever happen to you?
Josh: I think the wolf eats its own poo.
Ray: Yeah. Yeah, that's the worst.

Aidan: Sally, this life gets bitterly cold. Sometimes you just need to cling to the person you can claw your way out of the dark with. Danny and Bridget, they many not be kismet, but we all deserve a shot at a normal life. They do, you do.
Sally: You do?
Aidan: Maybe

Sally: If I leave, he'll forget me.
Josh: If you stay, he'll forget you. You're not here.

Sally: Where were you?
Josh: Just keeping the streets of Boston safe for all the little children.
Sally: You okay?
Josh: Yeah. Where were you? Ozfest?

Josh: Hey! Casper the handsy ghost. Not the plan, man.
Tony: I'm sorry. I'm a jerk.
Sally: Ya think?
Tony: I've been feeling bad about the whole grope and ditch.
Josh: Wow. That's moving. Sally, do you need a tissue?
Tony: Hey no offense, guy, but this is kind of a spirit world situation...

Sally: Yeah, go haunt a Kix concert, perv.
Tony: Lazy days and better lays, sweetheart.

Hey, Aidan, it's Josh. Hey! I just wanted to thank you, once again, for signing us up for the neighborhood watch and then ditching the last minute. It's so - cool.

Josh

Compelling the counter girl into a free drink. Don't you have anything better to do?

Aidan

Being Human Quotes

Every human spends a night or two on the dark side and regrets it. But what if you only exist - on the dark side?

Josh

We're all hiding something, aren't we? From the moment we wake, look in that little mirror, all we do is spin our little lies.

Josh