Dre: I found a way to save Halloween.
Rainbow: Oh that's great. I found a way to save a guy that was at the bottom of a pool for twenty minutes, but you go.

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I saw the light. My entire life flashed before my eyes. I gotta do more.

Junior

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The family that pranks together, stays together.

Dre

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Diane had a nightmare and told me about it, and now I'm more scared than she is.

Jack

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Halloween has always been my favorite holiday, and not just because it lets me show off my killer decorating skills. What? It doesn't look like a John Woo movie when you decorate for Halloween? Ha, you must not be doing it right. But what I love most about Halloween is a Johnson family tradition I like to call pranking the living crap out of each other.

Dre

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