black-ish
Tuesdays 9:30 PM on ABCblack-ish Season 1 Quotes
Just looking for some young black boys to bring back to my house.
Dre
Stupid child molesters. Can't even invite kids back to your house for delicious snacks anymore.
Andre
I listened to her, gave her some generic advice in a deep, soothing voice. I Morgan Freeman'd her.
Pops
This is me multitasking, because two shirtless dudes standing around talking about sex looks weird after awhile.
Andre
So basically, Junior had a heart to heart with Ice-T
Rainbow
HR says if I occasionally ask about your personal lives it reduces the risk of an office shooting.
Mr. Stevens
Turns out the cat was out of the cradle and it winked at me.
Andre
Well if I'm not really black, then could somebody please tell my hair and my ass?
Rainbow
Andre: Stand right there and experience your roots.
Pops: Better off watching Roots.
This ain't our culture, we're black, not African. Africans don't even like us.
Pops
Wait, did they just put me in charge of the black stuff?
Andre
