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I told you to spank him not crush his spirit!
Pops
Damn Diane I wish I had you when I divorced Grandma, mighta held onto my Lincoln.
Pops
Oh really? Oh I see, it takes you two hours to find a little black boy, and then you're here in two seconds when I accidentally steal a clutch? Well you know what? I'm keeping it!
Rainbow
He'd hidden again. It was a game to him. A game we all hated called Jack's missing and may be in a white van with no windows.
Dre
Who would put a spatula with a can opener? That's a lunatic! You're a lunatic! Mommies need to be with their babies Dre!
Rainbow
Rainbow: You know what I realized last night?
Dre: That you can't drink a half a bottle of wine in the tub and get out without help?
Dessert for breakfast? What's next, diabetes for dinner?
Pops
Dre: Pops, your paper is killing me man.
Pops: Well how else would you know that I was here to witness you unravel the fabric of your marriage, son?
And it was at that moment I realized that struggle comes in a lot of different forms. Junior's was just different from mine, but no matter what your fight, you still need your community.
Andre
Think of the boy as a piece of salmon and your club as the skillet.
Pops
Dad, do we really have to do this? I was hoping my first blind date would be with a girl.
Junior
For Junior, nerd is the new black
Andre
