The solar storm is real. It’s why China built a second sun.

Hannah

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• Added: November 04, 2022

This is Y2K all over again. They said the computers would shut down, so my dad panicked and printed out all his porn. Nothing happened except I had to use the other side of that porn to print out my essay on Gatsby.

Timmy

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Never underestimate nostalgia. Nothing thrills people more than knowing their memory still works.

Lena

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Eliza: Did you know that lips are technically a mucous membrane and not skin?
Timmy: Huh, I did not know that or want to.

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• Added: November 04, 2022

I thought you died, or worse, hated me.

Connie

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• Added: November 04, 2022

I’m Tad from Ohio. I’m a Scorpio.

Tad from Ohio

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I’m looking for a movie about a pig, but not Babe. It’s too big a city.

Danielle

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• Added: November 04, 2022

Doing a bunch of little things right doesn’t cancel out the big thing you did wrong.

Eliza

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