Hannah: You could just pay me in quarters. It’ll go a lot further because the solar storm will reduce us down to bartering our precious metals.
Timmy: You gotta stop listening to your dad’s trucker radio.

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A world without the internet. Would Mark Zuckerberg turn to ash like a vampire?

Carlos

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Your face is what’s called, in some circles, “Ted Kennedy Red.”

Timmy

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Eliza: I couldn’t have gotten through it without you, Mr. Blockbuster.
Timmy: Oh, please, Mr. Blockbuster was my father’s name.

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Eliza: That creep at the Gas-n-Guzz who has sexually harassed me every time I’ve been in there has stopped. All of a sudden.
Timmy: Feminism is weird.

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Ever since I had shrimp nachos, my tastes have become first class, and I want more in life, including going to the shrimp nachos of the education system -- community college.

Hannah

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