Timmy: Look at me. Tomorrow my mom’s forcing me to tech her Korean church production of The Vagina Monologues.
Eliza: That’s why you have an inflatable labia in your car.
Timmy: I’ve been turned down by six therapists.

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Eliza: I guarantee to you that the guy who owns the tropical fish store, he’s got some weird sex scandal that’s just waiting to blow up.
Connie: You don’t own that many saltwater aquariums without things eventually getting nasty.

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Connie: Act like one of your favorite bosses from a movie
Timmy: Like Boss Baby of Devil’s Advocate?
Eliza: One of those is a baby, and one is Satan.
Connie: And look at the heights they reach despite their circumstances.

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You really need to learn some self-care. I mean, you’re a white woman, you should be an assassin at it.

Carlos

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I’ve always thought of myself as over 40 at heart.

Hannah

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There’s no worse sound in the world than a man describing film terms.

Eliza

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