If you're dating me you don't need chemicals.

Caitlyn

Your Grandpa Henry ever tell you his theory about the Riley side of the family being emotionally constipated?

Frank

I liked you better as my ninja assassin than my guilty conscience.

District Attorney

Frank: I think you're stuck with the role of bad cop.
Erin: Which is ironic since I'm the only one in the family who isn't.

Seems you made a deal with the devil. I'm afraid your bill has come due.

Erin

Yeah, I ran it. Where do you think I was, ordering pizza?

Jackie

Hey! That better mean 'try the fried rice' or you're coming too.

Jackie

Danny: What did you tell her, Mom? That all of us cops are stupid and you're such a genius?
Erin: Yeah, basically.

She might as well have taken Dick Reed's hunting knife and stabbed you right in the back.

Mayor

That's not bad, Harvard. A real Dr. Phil moment.

Sgt. Renzuli

You're some piece of work Reagan. High heels and brass knuckles.

District Attorney

Frank: What happened to your war on cholesterol?
Henry: Let's just say it's a tactical retreat.