Sid: But the law says Joe didn't do anything wrong. If we hear toilets flushing or drugs being destroyed, we go in.
Jeff: So you're talking his side?
Frank: No one said that.
Jeff: He's your grandson, right? So I assume that means he's Teflon.

Valentine's Day. Ugh.

Henry

Erin: He’s thirty, Anthony.
Anthony: Okay, how old is she?
Erin: Twenty-two.
Anthony: Is he a good guy? Is he nice?
Erin: He’s thirty.
Anthony: Does it seem like he treats her good?
Erin: It seems like he’s thirty.

Danny: Sounds like some guys over there beating on her.
Linda: Or she just turned up the volume on Maury Povich.

I thought you would have raised him better than to gulp down single malt.

Henry

Frank: I kind of went off road at the press conference.
Garrett: You kind of drove into a ditch.

Gormley: Guys like Don Kent don't come along every day.
Frank: And in Don's case they get assassinated for it.

Garrett: Why are you certain he's going to have war stories?
Frank: It's Sid. He's gonna have war stories.
Garrett: Are they gonna be true?
Frank: I certainly hope so.

Accused has been replaced by convicted in Ye Olde Public Square.

Garett

People can't hear you when they're screaming at the top of their lungs.

Danny

Danny: Pass me the key lime pie.
Henry: That's your third slice.
Danny: Well, I'm celebrating that for once I'm not the hothead of the family.

I should have stopped the son-of-a-bitch in his tracks. If I were still in the field, this never would have happened. You said that if I felt it was time to move on, you wouldn't stand in my way. Well, it's time.

Abigail