I don't have a penis, so when I take out two armed perps, it's an assault on my date's manhood.

Eddie

Jamie: And he likes you because?
Eddie: Because who wouldn't?

Well I’d like to beat the crap out of you, but guess what, sometimes we don’t always get what we want, do we?

Danny

Diplomatic immunity should not be a free pass for brutality.

Sid

How the hell do you call this a safe house? The roaches are big enough to mug somebody.

Ernie

I'm not in sixth grade and neither are you; but you're putting your life and the life of your partner in danger taking your eye off the ball like that.

Jamie

The only non-felon I know who has the chops is you, and you're still a cop, so I know you need the money.

Ernie

Ernie: You always said if there was ever anything you could do for me when I get out…
Danny: That's something I say a lot. That's not actually something I mean when I say it.

Do you know for the price of college I could set the kid up for his own small, little business instead?

Danny

Let's put it this another way, if people want to show affection for you, how do you want to avoid dealing with it?

Baker

I'm pretty sure that I'm not going to be kicking myself for jumping over some boundaries when I thought I could be of help.

Jamie

Jack, the fact that you even considered the Core says something. It means you're thinking about what can I do for my country, not just what I can do for me.

Frank

Blue Bloods Quotes

Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.

Frank

That even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop on the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.

Frank