You can order lobster at a steak house but never order steak at a lobster shack.

Frank

I hear it's just like riding a unicycle.

Erin

It looks a lot more like a date than an accident.

Danny

Frank: What about nap time?
Henry: The boys are too old for naps, Francis.
Frank: I meant for us.

I'm watching you Mr. Armel. As are the 35,000 cops who work for me.

Frank

After this week there's not a person at this table who thinks they could ever be too overprotective.

Danny

He gets pissed off when people shoot people.

Jackie

What are we going to do? Are we going to canvas Heaven?

Danny

Frank: She had a very convincing closing argument.
Erin: It must run in the family.

So busy being stupid it's a wonder they can find time to get arrested.

Danny

Take a little more pride in our lame excuses, will you.

Frank

Sean: Who is John Wayne?
Frank: That's sad.