This is and will always be an equal opportunity family and I will throw quiche and a hissy fit at anyone who says otherwise.

Frank

We can't keep being each other's consolation prize, Jamie.

Eddie

Chicks, we're not suppose to be the heroes, we're suppose to be the damsels in distress waiting to be rescued by guys like you, not the ones doing the rescuing.

Eddie

I don't have a penis, so when I take out two armed perps, it's an assault on my date's manhood.

Eddie

Jamie: And he likes you because?
Eddie: Because who wouldn't?

Well I’d like to beat the crap out of you, but guess what, sometimes we don’t always get what we want, do we?

Danny

Diplomatic immunity should not be a free pass for brutality.

Sid

How the hell do you call this a safe house? The roaches are big enough to mug somebody.

Ernie

I'm not in sixth grade and neither are you; but you're putting your life and the life of your partner in danger taking your eye off the ball like that.

Jamie

The only non-felon I know who has the chops is you, and you're still a cop, so I know you need the money.

Ernie

Ernie: You always said if there was ever anything you could do for me when I get out…
Danny: That's something I say a lot. That's not actually something I mean when I say it.

Do you know for the price of college I could set the kid up for his own small, little business instead?

Danny