I'm about to Olivia Pope this sitch!

Gina

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• Added: November 02, 2014

Captain Holt: You're going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. Or else, you're "Wuntch" meat.
Jake: You sure you wanna go with that one?
Captain Holt: Absolutely. It's hilarious.

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• Added: November 02, 2014

Well, lucky for you, proof is my middle name. And yours is... Jared! Juice box! Jellyfish! Jamiroquai!

Jake

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• Added: November 02, 2014

Someone's got a case of the sleepover jokies.

Jake

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• Added: November 02, 2014

Charles: I'll handle him. You take care of Amy.
Gina: But how do I make it look like an accident?
Charles: I'm not saying murder. Just talk to her like a normal person.

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• Added: November 02, 2014

If I had known it was our last time, I would have moaned more.

Charles

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• Added: November 02, 2014

Wow! There's so many fancy buttons on your steering wheel. It's like a spy car!

Jake

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• Added: November 02, 2014

Sorry, I have to talk my twins into getting their hair done. There are some promises about lollipops I do not intend to keep.

Terry

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• Added: November 02, 2014

The good news is I can be brief about it. There's nothing.

Rosa

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• Added: November 02, 2014