You've been needling poor Peralta so much you've practically made him a new suit!

Holt

Blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill you.

Rosa

I feel like I'm the Paris of people.

GIna

My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she'd never be better than me.

Gina

The crap library. All of the magazines are in the bathroom.

Jake

Wait a minute - you're Hitchcocking me?

Jake

I am flummoxed! That's a word I learned for this party, and I am it!

Jake

Terry: I specifically said "no shorts."
Scully: Sarge, it's not my fault. You said so many things about shorts, I got confused

Here are the rules. No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.

Terry

I'm fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don't say anything.

Rosa

Oh man! All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.

Jake

There's very little street parking, no gifts, no singing of Happy Birthday. Should be fun.

Holt

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 Quotes

My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she'd never be better than me.

Gina

Who's Kevin Cozner? Is he the star of "Danzzes with Wolvezz?"

Jake