Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 1: "Undercover" Quotes
I accidentally smiled at you last week and you shined a laser pointer into my eye and screamed "perv".Scully
Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when PacMan dies.Gina
I agree - with the stuff about the drill, not the spineless ass-kissing.Rosa
Teddy's like the worst out of all those guys! Extortion, terrible breath, murder...I put terrible breath too high on that list.Jake
I have to ask, do you think "awesome" begins with an "o"?Holt
RICO - stands for racketeering, investigative, cop, awesome.Jake
Jake: Bureau. FBI lingo for...FBI.
Holt: Yes, I've been a cop for 30 years, and I've seen movies.
I got aroused last night watching a nature documentary on bees. It was fine until they went inside a hive.Charles
I love the spray tan, Joey. Let me take a picture of you, I wanna show the colour to the guy who stains my deck!Jake