Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Holt: I know you'd all rather be at home binge-watching media content...
Jake: Ohhh! I just started the second season of "Media Content". No spoilers.
Holt: Do you see me as a father figure?
Jake: No! If anything I see you as a "bother" figure cause you're always bothering me.
You've been needling poor Peralta so much you've practically made him a new suit!
Holt
Blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill you.
Rosa
I feel like I'm the Paris of people.
GIna
My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she'd never be better than me.
Gina
The crap library. All of the magazines are in the bathroom.
Jake
Wait a minute - you're Hitchcocking me?
Jake
I am flummoxed! That's a word I learned for this party, and I am it!
Jake
Terry: I specifically said "no shorts."
Scully: Sarge, it's not my fault. You said so many things about shorts, I got confused
Here are the rules. No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.
Terry
I'm fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don't say anything.
Rosa
