Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Ugh, she never smiles. Is her mouth broken!?
Amy
The Freestyle Killer. Man! How comes all the killers you caught had such cool names?! The best name I ever brought in was “Narrow-Shoes Sam.”
Jake
Holt: I think you’re right.
Jake: Wait – what?!
Holt: The next time someone threatens to kill me, I’ll come straight to you.
Amy: Thank you sir. I can’t wait.
Holt: Nice work, Peralta.
Jake: Captain, you’re doing it! You’re emoting.
I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!
Jake
Amy: I was trying to insult you.
Jake: And instead you gave me an amazing life hack!
That’s right! Just kicked Santa in the testicles.
Boyle
Boyle’s a hero. And so is his butt.
Rosa
Holt: Try to blend in.
Jake: Good idea. I’ll just age myself 60 years, become Chinese and female.
No waiting, just toasting. I want you to toast, now I wanna eat toast, gimme some toast!
Terry
I’m sorry – I just get so emotional when I talk about how bogus Thanksgiving is
Jake
