Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Thursdays 8:00 PM on NBCBrooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Quotes
I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!
Jake
Amy: I was trying to insult you.
Jake: And instead you gave me an amazing life hack!
That’s right! Just kicked Santa in the testicles.
Boyle
Boyle’s a hero. And so is his butt.
Rosa
Holt: Try to blend in.
Jake: Good idea. I’ll just age myself 60 years, become Chinese and female.
No waiting, just toasting. I want you to toast, now I wanna eat toast, gimme some toast!
Terry
I’m sorry – I just get so emotional when I talk about how bogus Thanksgiving is
Jake
Holt at your house, surrounded by these idiots? Guaranteed train-wreck. Thanks for the invite.
Rosa
Can we please eat?! My body is starting to digest itself. Terry needs nutrients!
Terry
It looks like you live on the set of Murder, She Wrote.
Rosa
Gina: Oh my God, Amy that’s so cool that you still live with your grandmother.
Amy: I live alone! This is my stuff. I like quilts.
Gina: Stop...each sentence is getting sadder.
Did you make the cover of “Hair-Pulled-Back Magazine?”
Gina
