Wow kids are really basic. Is being a dad super easy?

Jake

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• Added: March 14, 2019

Hi Jake! I love you!

Nikolaj

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• Added: March 14, 2019

Amy: No one pushed Boyle down the stairs.
Holt: Right. We may have plastered his eyes shut and forced him to roam around blindly but he fell down on his own.

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• Added: March 14, 2019

Let's go bail him out. Oh, should I get my hair blown out first? I'm gonna have pictures of this day for the rest of my life.

Amy

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• Added: March 07, 2019

Look I get it, you're jealous. I'd be jealous too if somebody was better than me at everything their whole life.

David

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• Added: March 07, 2019

Rosa: I'm sure your mom loves you both equally.
Jake: No, she definitely doesn't.

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• Added: March 07, 2019

Terry: You said I should listen!
Boyle: Well listening doesn't always mean being quiet!

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• Added: March 07, 2019

Amy: Come on. Let's go help the bastard.
Jake: Don't love how we got here, but we're going where I want!

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• Added: March 07, 2019

I spent my whole life trying to beat David at something. But when you were in danger I just didn't care anymore. All I wanted was for you to be okay. I may never have the mantel, but it doesn't matter. Because I have you.

Amy

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• Added: March 07, 2019

Amy: So, you think we can laugh about me poisoning you?
Capt. Holt: Yes, I do. Someday. Perhaps over street meat. (chuckles)
Amy: Sir, did you just laugh?
Capt. Holt: Uproariously.
Amy: Oh my God! It's happening!

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• Added: January 11, 2015