Bunheads Season 1 Episode 4: "Better Luck Next Year!" Quotes
Fanny: Best view of Oxnard is in the rear view mirror.
Michelle: You should Tweet that.
Fanny: I don't do that.
Michelle: Me neither.
This is a weird ass chair.Michelle
Oh, hey! Do you guys do layaways? See, when I was a kid, there was this store called Contempo Casuals and you could put a really cute outfit on layaway for three months and as long as you didn't get fat by September, you'd have a really cute outfit.Michelle
I've always been able to tell what everybody wants except for me.Truly
Michelle: So wait. Ojai. You know, now that I think about it, I've heard really great things about that place.
Fanny: Impossible. It's dirty and and all the people are high on mushrooms and wear sandals.
Oh, by the way, I think I figured out why Sylvia Plath killed herself. She was trying to hang a curtain rod. She was probably trying to hang herself on the curtain rod, so it was onto Plan B.Michelle
Fanny: They just lopped my head off.
Truly: Game of Thrones.
Fanny: With no warning.
Truly: Ned Starked her.
Michelle: I'm rereading. I see nothing about a a head, a guillotine, an evil boy king with mommy issues. I'm behind here!
Wow. There's still fax machines?Michelle
Why would anyone need one cheap party store tiara let alone three?Fanny
But corn is a whole grain! The southern lady on The Food Channel with the diabetes said so.Nanette