Popular Californication Quotes
Not only does the lady have bodacious ta-ta's she also has splendiferous taste in literature.
Hank
My adventures in the screen trade have been about as much fun as forced anal.
Hank
Hank: I refuse to be number twelve Charlie.
Charlie: Oh I wasn't counting the guys.
Charlie: Nice cock by the way, very manly.
Hank: This old thing?
Hank: No Charlie you look good. Like a baby. Like a big sexy baby.
Charlie: Thank you.
Fuck you, you fucking pedophile what's so gross about fucking me?
Marci
Abby: I'm obviously far too old for you.
Hank: No see that's where you're wrong, I like me a mature woman. Gross feet, stretch marks, nipple hair I did that shit, dig it all. Love that shit, not that you have any of that shit, stuff. I'm gonna go.
I'm too old to sustain life. Too bitter too. Sperm would enter my pretty little vajuju and my cold black heart would kill that shit dead son.
Marci
Hank: Comparing me to the world's most infamous fan of underage girls is not the way to start a pep talk Charlie.
Charlie: Are you forgetting about R Kelly? Jerry Lee Lewis, that's another. Shit he married one. I think she was his cousin. That's kind of hot.
Hank: If you say so.
Hank: It doesn't have to be this hard Becca
Becca: Shouldn't it be hard? I mean isn't that pretty much what happens after the final straw. It's impossible to make things go back to the way they were.
I'm holding out for Keitel. When in doubt call, in the Bad Lieutenant. Plus the guy loves to show his dong. Gotta love that in a thespian.
Hank
I love women. I have all their albums.
Hank Moody
