Popular Californication Quotes
Charlie: Do you know how long its been since I've heard you say those three little words?
Marcy: Eat my clam?
(To Felicia) You say one more word to me and I will show you where Becca learned to throw down!
Karen
Jesus, I love this little buddha you shot out of your vag! So wise!
Marcy
I had my whole life flash before my eyes, really just like a TIVO on fast forward, and you know what? It was really fucking pathetic.
Charlie
There's no law against stealing from a colossal douchebag.
Hank
Marcy: I think i'm sewing it up, I'm telling you seriously. It has led me astray.
Karen: First of all that's disgusting, and second of all, what's that going to solve?
Becca: I'm lost - are you talking about your heart or your vagina?
Marcy: Look at you using all the proper names for things.
Karen: Well it is her father's favorite word.
I think that ultimately they'll have to raise the white flag and just accept us for the emotional retards that we are, don't you think?
Hank
Charlie: No matter what they say, bitches don't like it when you fuck other bitches.
Hank: Word.
There's no reason you should let a professional misstep get in the way of some quality sixty-nining.
Hank
Why did I let you sit on the sink? The chick is supposed to sit on the sink! That's bathroom boning 101!
Marcy
Marcy; Remember the kitchen counter encounter?
Charlie: Best night of my life!
Marcy: Not mine! Days later I was still finding crumbs in my folds!
I love women. I have all their albums.
Hank Moody
