Favorite Castle Quotes
What was the last book you read. Zen and the Art of Hazing Hipsters?
Including sending your daughter into a house full of drunken frat boys dressed like a slutty angel?
Esposito
I didn't Houdini. I was Houdini'd
Beckett: Sometime when I am bored I go to cafe in little Odesa and pretend to be Moskevite.
Esposito: That's kinda hot.
You're indoors and it's dark. Take off the sunglasses. You look stupid.
Beckett: It's complicated.
Martha: So were his last two divorces.
Beckett: Martha, we're not getting a divorce.
Martha: Well, call me old fashioned but don't married couples live together?
My son is a lot of things. Some of them good, some of them not so good but he is someone you can always count on and that is a rare thing, kiddo.
Martha
Be honest with yourself and be honest with your husband.
Martha
By hand? That's like life before TiVo.
Dad, when it comes to your sex life, how about we stick to the After School Special version.
Alexis
So if by ingratiate myself you mean dazzle her with my Sherlockian genius then yes, that's exactly what I mean.
