Valerie: Okay fine, I wanted the table, Laura. And instead I got Samsungs and meatballs and drills, and I just wanted to come home, sit at a table, open up my journal that the girl from Clover said is ethical and eco-friendly, because it's made from the hide of sheep that died from old age, and I just wanted to map out how I was gonna make my life feel different. I just want... I just want things to feel different.
Laura: You really need a table for that?

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Alex: Pretty soon you'll have beautiful, soft-spoken, half British children, and I'll give a speech at the wedding. It'll be witty and self-deprecating, and then you'll honeymoon in Bora Bora or the south of France with your new family, and that'll be that. I'm sorry. I've had a long fucking day.
Valerie: I would never honeymoon in Bora Bora.

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Leia, get your masters in something else before it's too late, and the only thing you have to look forward to in life is a table.

Valerie

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Laura: I mean, what happened to all the jobs that were promised to my generation?
Alex: That's the generation before yours.The only thing you get is blame for national apathy.

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Jennifer: You just killed your father. You found out that your sister's your half sister and that she has another half brother.
Alex: Yeah, I'm not sure how I feed about using the word "kill." It's more like I was death's assistant. His right-hand man.

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