Isabella: Miss McLeod, on this table here is a piece of paper awaiting your signature. Since it has been brought to the senator’s attention you don’t have a mandate to close anymore firehouses we’d like for you to sign it.
McLeod: I don’t think you understand…
Isabella: I don’t think you understand this: you may be able to bully your way around the State Fire Marshall’s office, but you’re swimming in different waters now, Gail. You’re gonna sign that paper or you’re gonna have microphones stuck in your face asking why your salary is a big chunk of the money you saved the city.
McLeod: If you would just stop to think for a moment…
Isabella: If you don’t sign that I’ll nail you to a cross so hard you won’t get a government contract as a meter maid.

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Ding-freakin’-dong the witch is dead!

Hermann

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Severide: Damn Dawson, you look like hell!
Dawson: (laughs) I'm not 100% sure I'm not dreaming.

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Voight: Hey friends. I'm aware of your sidearms. I have one of my own.
Syrian: We're diplomatic protection with a legal right to bear arms in this country.
Voight: Not today. I'm going to take your weapons from you. This isn't a question. If you do anything that makes me the least bit uncomfortable, I will end you. Do you understand?

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Shay: Yo. Put it back in your pants lieutenant. You're not my type.
Kelly: You never know.
Shay: Do you have a vagina? I'm gay. Fully gay. My drink's tequila.

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Hey. You said Shay told you we'd be great together. I choose to have that memory of that day.

Casey

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No sir. This has nothing to do with what my father did or did not do with his time at CFD. This has to do with me.

Mills

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Let me get my emotional ducks in a row here.

Hermann

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Casey: Gaby, will you marry...
Dawson: Yes, yes, yes yes!!

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Dawson: I"m sorry. I'm sorry, it's just umm, it's just nuts that this wave of it suddenly hits me...
Casey: Hey, hey, you gotta talk to me when that happens. What do you think this thing's about? It's not just free sex, lady.
Dawson: OK. The thing is, this morning, when I woke up, my first thought was 'I can't wait to tell Shay.'
Casey: She helped me buy the ring. She was really happy for us.

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Hey Hector? Do me a favor and don't urinate in the entryway anymore. Do it in the alley, OK?

Brett

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You see Mouch, when a man and a woman share a delightful hug…

Severide

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