Patron: It's called a Black and Tan!
Bartender: It's called a half and half you moron!

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Mackey: Leslie Shay. I like the name. Did she ride on 61?
Severide: Yeah, Shay rode on 61. She was part of the DNA of this firehouse. She was our friend. So much new blood at 51 these days, pretty soon the people who never knew Shay are going to outnumber those of us who did. They should know whose shadow they’re walking in.

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A cop walks into a bar.

Hermann

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Boden: It's okay to be scared.
Otis: You know, I walk into a burning building, and I know what I'm up against, but this? I'm in over my head here.

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Sylvie: Do you think I haven't noticed how you have been looking at him recently?
Violet: You are totally misreading that. I mean, does he look good in a towel? Who am I not to look?

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We're very casual. Um, I mean, he's not a settle-down kind of guy, and I'm not a settle down kind of girl. But if I was, I wouldn't let him (Carver) get very far.

Wendy

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At his age, only time I was on my best behavior was when I was up to no good. So, uh, I don't know, you may wanna just...recheck the vodka bottles, make sure they're still vodka.

Stella [about Lee Henry, to Herrmann]

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You dig deep enough, sooner or later you are going to find a body.

Newhouse

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Gallo: I’m not saying Violet’s not smart. OK, she’s super smart, and she’s really good at what she does, and yeah, she always has a bunch of guys circling her, who don’t stand a chance in hell, but that’s … You don’t know her like I do.
Cruz: Well, explain.
Gallo: She always used to flex in class, trying to one up me, getting in my space, smiling like it was a challenge.
Cruz: Oh.
Ritter: See what I mean?
Cruz: Definitely.
Gallo: What?
Cruz: Oh brother, you got it bad.
Gallo: No, you guys aren’t getting what I’m saying. She’s the devil.

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Casey: It's okay she's fun.
Dawson: She's better when she's drunk.

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Brett: He dumped me.
Dawson: You mean you dumped him?
Brett: He was the dumper. I was the dumpee.

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My one pearl of wisdom for newbies, pace yourself. We're not running into burning buildings here, it's a game of patience.

Duffy

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