Stella: What are ya doing?
Kelly [by upturned table]: I'm tired of the wobble.
Stella: Well, jam paper under the legs.
Kelly: I'm not taking advice from a woman who duct tapes her mirror to the wall.

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Otis: Go on, spill it you're seeing someone.
Sylvie: Um, I don't need my roommates broadcasting what I do off shift to the entire firehouse.
Otis: That's the whole point of being roommates.

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Julian [smarmily]: And who is this lovely lady?
Boden: Oh, you don't want no part of Connie, trust me.

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Sylvie: You don't think I can sleep with Antonio without getting hurt again. [pause] The thing is, I'm not the same person that I was when we were dating before. I don't know how to explain it.
Gabby: Less Fowlerton, more Chicago?

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Kelly: What happened, you get sick of hitting the town with a different date every night?
Stella: Look, I don't want to shock you, but, uh, the pool of guys in Chicago who can keep up with this is limited.

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Otis: So, I've stopped asking Brett who this mystery guy is.
Cruz: Ah, decided to respect her privacy, huh?
Otis: No. No.

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Morning room-dawgs!

Sylvie

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