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Joe’s job is risky; there’s no getting around that. Accidents are going to happen. But what doesn’t happen to everyone is finding a guy who makes you see floating hearts. Joe is one in a billion. Crazy would be letting him go.
Brett
Brett: Ok, that covers columns for department-wide news, weather reports, and fall fashion.
Hermann: Fall what?
Brett: Not everything is for you Hermann.
Gallo: And then Mouch ran over and was like, ‘We’re commandeering your tow truck.’
Mouch: I never used the commandeering.
Gallo: Either way it was pretty badass.
Foster: I think I know what’s going on here. Wasn’t it your birthday last shift?
Brett: Oh, Mouch, did we all forget?
Mouch: No, that’s not why.
Foster: Then why does it say Mouch’s belated birthday celebration on the daily events?
Mouch: I did this for team unity.
Foster: And cake.
Mouch: Well, who doesn’t love cake? That’s what unity is.
Kidd: Looks like they’re doing a killer job closing the gender gap, huh.
Justine: What?
Kidd: Oh, we’re the only two women here.
Justine: Right.
Casey: Mouch, while Kidd’s out, I want you driving truck.
Mouch: You got it, captain.
Gallo: That’s awesome man. Congrats.
Mouch: Yeah, I’ve done it once or twice.
Hermann: A lot has changed since the horse and buggy days.
Mouch: Says the guy they used to call Curb-y for taking corners too short.
Hermann: Hey, that was an unearned nickname.
Foster: We believe you Curb-y.
Severide: Hey, I'm not worried.
Kidd: I'm glad to see one of us isn't terrified by this thing.
Severide: It's not how I'm going to go.
Kidd: Yeah, you know that for certain? All right, how are you going to go?
Severide: An old man in bed with our kids and grandkids and you surrounding me.
Kidd: When did you get so good at knowing what to say?
When I was in med school, we had a unit on bacterial infections. The only thing that stopped me from wearing those Hazmat suits all day was these things weren’t contagious. If this thing is spread on contact – or even worse airborne – this entire city is going to drop like flies.
Foster
Mouch: What’s going on Cruz?
Cruz: What? Nothing. OK look, but this does not leave the room. I’m going to ask Chloe to marry me.
Brett: Really? Oh, that’s so great.
Brett: Even with two busted engagements, I can’t help it; I’m a romantic, you know when they’re just so good together.
Mouch: Trudy was afraid she’d always be a spinster too.
Cruz: I just mean, it’s just like we’re always working during the good stuff, and maybe I should just put in for furlough. That’s what I’ll do; I’ll put in for furlough. ‘Cuz you deserve some things.
Chloe: Joe, why are you acting weird?
Cruz: Weird. What weird? Who’s weird? I’m not acting weird.
Chloe: OK. I got to get to work before Schneiderman arrives. He’s watching me like a hawk.
Cruz: I get it. Of course, he wants to watch you. I love to watch you. Who wouldn’t?
Hermann: That’s terrifying.
Severide: The news wants you scared. That’s how they boost their ratings.
Hermann: Yeah, well OK, it’s working.
Boden: This kind of trouble stirs up the city.
Hermann: Yeah, well I’m going to call Cindy because she watches The Walking Dead like it’s a documentary. She sees this? She’s gonna lose her mind.
