Chuck Season 2 Quotes
(Casey and Chuck rush to the back of the store, knocking over a cardboard cutout in their way.)
Lester: Hey that's my Tyler Martin display! He is a hero of mine, John--
(Casey shoves Lester into the refrigerator he's showing a customer)
Chuck: Sorry Lester, emergency!
Lester: (muffled) 'Tsalright.
(Chuck slams the door)
Look, if you're worried about Chuck, I can talk to him, scare him straight. I'd actually enjoy that.
Casey
Tyler: Thanks, Chuck.
Chuck: Oh hey, it was nothing.
Tyler: No, no. It was everything. You taught me to put people in front of myself. Felt kind of wonderful. I can strike that off the list now.
(to Achmed) You take one more step, I send this e-mail, then everyone knows. Proving that the cell is mightier than the sword. Or very large knife as it might be in this case.
Tyler: I've got one thing to say... Hello Cleveland.
Chuck: It's Burbank.
Tyler: Well. I'm dyslexic.
Chuck: Are you okay?
Tyler: No. No, I am not okay. I don't know where I am, how I got here and someone's tried to kill me. On the plus side, your friend's tranqs are out of this world.
(Casey shoots Tyler with a tranquilizer dart)
Chuck: Casey, what is wrong with you? You can't do that. You're going to give the guy brain damage or liver problems.
Casey: Too late on both counts.
Morgan: May I present to you the urinal cake. Okay. Here's the deal. The winner will be the first one of you...
(Jeff takes a bite out of the urinal cake)
Butterman: Oh, come on!
Morgan: (to Jeff) Dude, seriously, are you kidding me? What is wrong with you? You were just supposed to touch it.
Jeff: I still win, right?
Tyler: Chuck, we got a problem. These girls want to take us upstairs and do despicable things to us.
Chuck: Tyler, Tyler that's not such a great idea.
Tyler: All the best nights of my life have begun with that very sentence.
Tyler: This is the most impressive rest room I've seen in my life. That ceiling looks like the night sky.
Chuck: That's because it is the night sky.
Chuck: Would it be so crazy if I did have plans? Plans that involve something other than fixing a computer or playing hot potato with a thermite grenade?
Casey: Yes.
Chuck: What about Tyler here?
Casey: Check his mouth every 20 minutes. Make sure he doesn't choke on his own tongue.
Chuck: Hang on a second. You're going to go and you want me to stay here and be on tongue watch duty?
