Waxing customer: I think you took my clitoris off.
Polly: Nope, it's still there.

• Permalink: Nope, it's still there.
• Added: July 09, 2017

The last man who put me on a diet got put on a diet from all of this.

Desna [indicating her curves to Mandy]

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• Added: July 09, 2017

Can I at least draw testicles on his face?

Dean [to Desna]

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• Added: July 09, 2017

Desna: Are you calling me an enabler?
Jenn: Girl, if the press-on fits.

• Permalink: Girl, if the press-on fits.
• Added: July 09, 2017

Desna: Are you clicking back?
Virginia: Absolutely, I am.

• Permalink: Are you clicking back?
• Added: July 09, 2017

What's going on, Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Duh?

Polly [to Desna and Virginia]

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• Added: July 09, 2017

It's time to put all our pain behind us, Roller, the Coombs. We're safe now.

Desna [to Dean]

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• Added: July 09, 2017

I just feel that a little ass action and a little PB&J will perk you right up.

Jenn [to Bryce]

• Permalink: I just feel that a little ass action and a little PB&J will perk you right up.
• Added: July 09, 2017

Tony Robbins, bitch!

Bryce [to Dr. Ken]

• Permalink: Tony Robbins, bitch!
• Added: July 09, 2017