I have a lot of unusual talents.

Dean [to Eve]

• Permalink: I have a lot of unusual talents.
• Added: December 25, 2021

If you don't let go, you're going to end up holding a steaming bag of shit by yourself.

Jenn [to Desna]

• Permalink: If you don't let go, you're going to end up holding a steaming bag of shit by yourself.
• Added: December 25, 2021

Quiet Ann [to Bryce]: These people are going to kill themselves with our patches. They've already tried it once before.
Uncle Daddy: Don't you read the Huffington Post?

• Permalink: Don't you read the Huffington Post?
• Added: December 25, 2021

Dean: I like your face.
Eve: Thank you. I like your face too.

• Permalink: Thank you. I like your face too.
• Added: December 25, 2021

And, real talk y'all, this shit is gonna make you richer than Tyler Perry.

Desna

• Permalink: And, real talk y'all, this shit is gonna make you richer than Tyler Perry.
• Added: December 25, 2021

Let's build a goddamn empire.

Desna [to Jenn]

• Permalink: Let's build a goddamn empire.
• Added: December 25, 2021

We won't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

Jenn [to Desna]

• Permalink: We won't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
• Added: December 25, 2021

Oh, my god! Just cancel Bryce right now!

Jenn

• Permalink: Oh, my god! Just cancel Bryce right now!
• Added: December 25, 2021