Jenn: Sorry I'm late. I had to drop the girls off at the babysitter's because Bryce came home late.
Customer: He's not cheating on you?
Jenn: No. That was my last husband. Bryce don't cheat.

Virginia: Are you serious?
Jenn: Serious as a pair of spoiled Spanx.

Oh, my God, Heather! Your book's going to be a bestseller. It's like a multi-cultural Steel Magnolias.

Sally [to Polly]

Uncle Daddy: I guess I could get you a layaway plan. Your people seem to love those.
Desna: You mean nail technicians?
Uncle Daddy: Huh, girl. You make me laugh.

Desna: Can you keep an eye on [Dean] while I run down to the clinic?
Jenn: I'll make sure China Doll doesn't fall on his dick.

Re-entry into society is a complicated process.

Polly [to Desna]

Jenn: Y'all don't know what it's like to lose baby weight.
Desna: Are you still on that? Girl, your baby is four.
Jenn: That's hurtful.

Careful, Chip! Have some manners! I'm eating here.

Uncle Daddy [as gore flies by him]

Sweet Mother Jesus! Slap my ass with a Prada bag!

Sally [to Polly]

[Sally's] offering me her guest house. This is my chance to get out of the ghetto.

Polly [to Desna]

Toby: I picked out my new titties, Jenn.
Uncle Daddy: Yes, you did. i'm going to make him look like a supermodel.

Polly: My only sexual partner involves batteries, and last night they ran out. I had to steal some from the smoke detector just to pop one off.
Desna: That is tragic.

Claws Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Virginia: Are you serious?
Jenn: Serious as a pair of spoiled Spanx.

Jenn: Sorry I'm late. I had to drop the girls off at the babysitter's because Bryce came home late.
Customer: He's not cheating on you?
Jenn: No. That was my last husband. Bryce don't cheat.