Bryce: I pushed you into being a whore.
Jenn: Well, I'd rather be a whore than a murderer.

Hank: You're amazing.
Jenn: I think you're still seeing me through cum-colored glasses, boo,

Desna: My life is out of control right now.
Dean: Well, stop making stupid life choices.

I'm not afraid of inbred monkey boys.
Desna; You damn well should be. Those boys are born with a head full of stupid and one foot in the grave. Dying for a cause gets them hard.


All you dick-dragging, dung-shovelers work for me now.


Y'all are the baddest bitches in Palmetto.

Desna [to her crew]

These bumbling corn-shuckers need a lesson. Let's show how we do, in the other Georgia.


We haven't had a war in centuries. I'm a puddle downstairs.

Juanda [to Uncle Daddy]

Don't judge me. I know what it looks like, but it is ... exactly that.

Jenn [to Desna]

Uncle Daddy: You try killing my baby boy?
Desna: Who hasn't?

Polly, love is natural. It's the only reason we don't kill ourselves.

Dr. Ken [to Polly]

Why didn't my family look for me harder, when I was being held by some crazy, opera-singing whore?

Roller [to Desna]

Claws Season 1 Quotes

Desna: How about next time you wait until I got my Spanx off?
Roller: Nobody's got time for that.

Virginia: Looks like I missed the party.
Jenn: You wouldn't have if you were on time for once in your dirty life.