Claws
Sundays 9:00 PM on TNTClaws Season 1 Quotes
Virginia: I'm not taking those old Jet magazines to Glint.
Toby: I'm keeping them here. I love me some Jet.
Change of plans, baby. Life's a roller coaster, after all.
Roller [to Desna]
Polly: Desna said 'cock'?
Jenn: Yeah, I know. She usually says 'big-ass dick'.
Desna: A couple glasses of champagne in a strip club is not a date. If you think it is, you're out of your mind.
Roller: Yeah, I am.
Clay, Clay, because you make me so damn much money, I'm not going to gut you like the wild animals you are. But if any of you Hussers utters the word 'Russians' to me again, I will skin you alive and turn you into a Husser candle collection. Namaste.
Ted[to Uncle Daddy]
Polly: It's the pink dick, isn't it?
Jenn: What's wrong with a pink dick?
Quiet Ann: She wants a black dick.
Desna: She can hear you. And don't tell me what kind of dick I want.
Dr. Ken: I'm a medical doctor and I could get in trouble.
Polly: You're a Persian Escobar in a strip mall.
Dr. Ken: I'm Lebanese.
Why didn't my family look for me harder, when I was being held by some crazy, opera-singing whore?
Roller [to Desna]
Dr. Ken: I called you three times last night.
Polly: I know. Your recitation of 'When Doves Cry' filled up my voicemail box.
You just don't get it, babe. The clinic's going to be what destroys it all.
Jenn [to Bryce]
Dr. Ken: What do I want?
Polly: Your nipples squeezed while I ride you like a pogo stick.
Why don't you listen to yourself? You sound like a broken record. And I'm tired of listening.
Bryce [to Jenn]
