Claws
Sundays 9:00 PM on TNTClaws Season 1 Quotes
Desna: I spent my whole life raising him, and he picks Gang Bang Wang as his first girlfriend.
Polly: I agree Virginia isn't ideal, being a half idiot and all, but you've got to remember you did a great job raising Dean, and we will beat her ass to death if anything bad happens to him.
Get up there and demand your respect. Cowboy up.
Roller [to Gladys]
In my next life, Lord, let me come back as a white hillbilly.
Desna [looking at Jenn's mansion]
If this is going to go anywhere, I need to know more about you than how you like your pussy licked.
Arlene [to Quiet Ann]
I get overloaded in crowds. It's like a million different TVs, and they're all playing different channels.
Dean [to Virginia]
Dean [about the Coombs}: They got what they deserved.
Desna: Yeah, they did. Are you OK?
Dean: Hm, hm. I'm glad those assholes are dead.
Jenn: In light of this news, I feel you deserve a morning BJ.
Bryce: Race you to the car!
Girl, there's some types of dirty you can't wash out.
Desna [to Virginia]
I wanted to look sophisticated for my date, and still I look like I'm going to an African prom.
Desna [to Polly]
I knew you were all common. But I didn't know you were dim-witted as well.
Mrs. Kim [to Desna]
Desna: Where am I supposed to get that kind of money?
Polly: Go to the bank, get a loan.
Desna: Polly Pol, you see life through Caucasion-colored glasses.
We're going to be like those couples in Italian movies.
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