Jenn: In light of this news, I feel you deserve a morning BJ.
Bryce: Race you to the car!

We're going to be like those couples in Italian movies.

to Roller}

It's amazing how clear racism is, even if it's spoken in another language.

Desna

Waxing customer: I think you took my clitoris off.
Polly: Nope, it's still there.

The last man who put me on a diet got put on a diet from all of this.

Desna [indicating her curves to Mandy]

Can I at least draw testicles on his face?

Dean [to Desna]

Desna: Are you calling me an enabler?
Jenn: Girl, if the press-on fits.

Desna: Are you clicking back?
Virginia: Absolutely, I am.

What's going on, Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Duh?

Polly [to Desna and Virginia]

It's time to put all our pain behind us, Roller, the Coombs. We're safe now.

Desna [to Dean]

I just feel that a little ass action and a little PB&J will perk you right up.

Jenn [to Bryce]

Tony Robbins, bitch!

Bryce [to Dr. Ken]

Claws Season 1 Quotes

Desna: How about next time you wait until I got my Spanx off?
Roller: Nobody's got time for that.

Virginia: Looks like I missed the party.
Jenn: You wouldn't have if you were on time for once in your dirty life.