Desna: You look tore up. You sure you don't want to sit this one out.
Roller: This is Monday for me, baby.

Zlata: Blow hard, tiny girl.
Little customer: We're called little people, asshole.

Hey, calm your tits. We ain't trying to turn you into runners. You can barely run a nail salon.

Uncle Daddy [to Jenn]

Polly: [Desna] had [a wedding dress], but she said it was too sexy. She decides she needed to cover up the twins.
Zlata: That's a big job.

Please, not Zlata. Do you have any idea how lethal that woman is? I heard she murdered a family of five and turned them into life-sized nesting dolls.

Dr. Ken [to Arlene and Lucy]

Zlata: No need to bullshit, my friend. You want more money. I respect that. It's good you don't steal. You come to me. You steal, you know what happen? I give you second bris.
Dr. Ken: I won't. I need all the penis I have.

Quiet Ann: Des, let's just think this through.
Desna: No, I'm done thinking about it. I'm not going to be played the fool no more.

Desna: I hope that damn Ruval is somewhere twisted in the wind.
Roller: Twisted? You stole two mill from him. He's twisted.

Still sleeping with the enemy, huh? It's going to get messy.

Lucy [to Arlene]

Dr. Ken: If you keep doing this, [Roller] is going to die.
Zlata: Don't be such pussy. In Russia, this is baby baptism.

Don't touch the hair, you bitch.

Desna [to Lucy]

Jenn: I didn't mean a word I said.
Desna: You probably meant a few of them.

Claws Season 2 Quotes

Bryce: So you just broke up our marriage for some random dick.
Jenn: You know, I am so tired of being judged by Vanilla Bryce.

Paging Dr. Do-me-right!

Polly [to Desna]