Maybe Roller is a lesbian because his ass is picking out drapes already.

Desna

Idle hands are the opiate lover's playground, amirite?

Bryce [to pillheads]

Brenda: Is that a little girl's bathing suit?
Toby: Don't be jelly.

Uncle Daddy: Where's your compassion?
Bryce: Hiding with my nuts, in case Jenn finds out.

Uncle Daddy: You remind me of my poor dead wife Juanda.
Brenda: Except for the dead part.
Uncle Daddy: Yeah, you alive.

Desna: It's probably just my trust-issues-baggage bullshit.
Roller: Shit. We all got those Louis V's, baby.

I love the smell of extortion in the morning.

Polly [to Joe]

When I'm with you, I don't feel so broken. And that scares the crap out of me.

Polly [to Joe]

This brother [Dean] thinks he's in the "Joy Luck Club" and won't stop playing mah-jongg.

Virginia [to Desna]

Joe: Polygon, it's dangerous for you to keep showing up. It's dangerous for you to keep coming back here.
Polly: I know. That's why I'm dressed like a Golden Girl at the penny slots.

I'm amazed at how well the two of you have done for yourself. That must have taken a tremendous amount of strength. I'm so proud of both of you.

Calvin [to Desna]

Brenda: Please, baby, don't think of me as a dirty whore.
Jenn: Try to not act like one.

Claws Season 3 Quotes

I could never understand a single thing that messy Russian whore [Zlata] was saying.

Melba [to Mac]

What had happened was shit got crazy in Palm-ghetto.

Virginia