Code Black
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Deigo. Doctor or filmmaker, pick your poison.
Ethan
Ariel: Just...say something smart about guys who are stupid.
Mario: Sometimes we're stupid when something scares us.
Mario: This isn't really my area.
Ariel: Have you ever had a fight with your girlfriend?
Mario: Yeah.
Ariel: Than it is your area.
I'm not a kid anymore. I got my period. I'm, like, a full-on woman now.
Ariel
Ariel: I mean, what does it say about me if I like this guy who can all of a sudden become this total ass?
Mario: This feels like a conversation for Leanne.
Mario [annoyed]: Who left the pot empty?
Ariel: The guy who looks like the Joker.
Mario: Diego. Of course.
Your only job is to make sure my daughter lives. My job is to give her a life. Let's just stay in our lanes.
Jennifer [to Leanne]
Max: When did you become "dance" girl?
Ariel: Why are you being a douche?
Max: Now you're being needy.
Ariel: Needy? What's your problem?
Max: It's not a good look.
Mario: Stop trying to be bros. This is a hospital, not a frat house.
Angus: Says the guy dating his coworker.
Ethan: What's wrong with you today?
Rox: What do you mean?
Ethan: If this is about...
Rox: Uh, the two of us almost dying in a forest fire?
Ethan: And spooning in an aluminum burrito.
Dancer: You think you're strong enough to lift me in the air?
Elliot: Uh, uh, I don't know.
Dancer 2: He's strong enough. He's Hercules. [other girls mummer in agreement and start chanting Hercules!]
Jesse: Excuse me! Excuse me! [pause] It's *Dr.* Hercules, ladies.
