Favorite Common Law Quotes
Travis: We don't do the learning.
Wes: That's kind of an unwritten rule in our thing.
Wes: I see what you did there. You laid a little trap for me.
Travis: You keep lobbin' 'em up and I keep shootin' 'em home.
I'm worried about the dog and yelling at you is making me feel better!
Wes
So you get to be the fun one and I get to provide all the discipline.
Wes
Your whole life is a special circumstance.
Wes
You're a deeply damaged man.
Travis
I am a positive ion in the universe.
Sutton
You go through staplers almost as fast as you go through women.
Wes
I thought that if I really cared about it, it would really messy me up when I finally had to leave.
Travis
Not everyone wants to see their breath indoors.
Travis
Wes: You can take the joy out of anything.
Travis: Thank you.
Wes: You know you can report him for sexual harassment?
Travis: Thanks for your support.