Popular Common Law Quotes
Travis: You ever get tired of being you?
Wes: Occasionally, but somebody's gotta do it.
I'm worried about the dog and yelling at you is making me feel better!
Wes
So you get to be the fun one and I get to provide all the discipline.
Wes
Your whole life is a special circumstance.
Wes
Bro Code? Is this college?!
Wes
You're a deeply damaged man.
Travis
I am a positive ion in the universe.
Sutton
You go through staplers almost as fast as you go through women.
Wes
I thought that if I really cared about it, it would really messy me up when I finally had to leave.
Travis
Not everyone wants to see their breath indoors.
Travis
You hate it--- Which makes me like it more.
Wes
I'm not gonna gloat about it. I'm just simply gonna say....TOUCHDOWN!
Travis